Henry Rimbaud.
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My best friend's step-sister made me join
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Post by Henry Rimbaud. on Dec 31, 2008 1:08:29 GMT -5
Your barbed offenses were lined with poison most potent, and though at first I only cried out and wrenched away the fatuous spikes, a wicked brew has seeped into my throbbing veins. Tears of rage lash my cheeks like errant gusts in a violent storm. The unseeing hard-mouthed world greets me with daily torture, and now, in what I thought was my down-lined safe haven, I am met with vicious attacks and irate fallen angels.
I am mocked mercilessly for my devotion to my art, my archaic mode of communication and artistry, my Canadian girlfriend, my frequent and trembling and confidential messages to Grégoire, and my apparently unacceptable foreign eccentricities.
I am orphaned and alone. I am deserted by all. Kill me not with sword or pen, but with my own suffering.
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Post by Gregory on Dec 31, 2008 1:13:59 GMT -5
Come now, Henry. I thought we had brought your hurt feelings to some resolution during our exhaustively lengthy telephone conversation earlier this afternoon. You know that we are friends, but I deem it unlikely that Matilda will ever care for you much and you ought to accept that. You have admittedly made an unfortunate start with Jakob, but perhaps your relationship may improve.
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Henry Rimbaud.
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Post by Henry Rimbaud. on Dec 31, 2008 1:24:21 GMT -5
Gregory! Gregory! I knew you would come to my punctured and bleeding side! You are loyal to me then, like a handsome labrador returning to its master eyes aglow and tail held high. I of course accept your still-stirring dove offering, its feathers slightly mussed but still a worthy gift. I will lead you into my dank damp castle, lit only by our warm bond and the beacons of devotional poems that litter the floor, and seat you upon my lap.
But those horrid creatures of the night, the dark Lilith and the wicked Grendel, threaten our joy. Why must you allow them to slash at our tightly woven rapport? Why?
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Post by Gregory on Dec 31, 2008 1:27:35 GMT -5
Yes, we are friends. But I will be highly disappointed in you--and of course already am--if you insist upon comparing my girlfriend and friend to unsavory and offensive characters.
I daresay you are tired from the intense poetical composition you engaged in until six this morning, and you should take some rest. Perhaps we can discuss this over tea sometime later.
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Henry Rimbaud.
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Post by Henry Rimbaud. on Dec 31, 2008 1:33:13 GMT -5
We cannot afford to wait! My soul beats her wings at your shuttered door!
I of course apologise for my ill-received comments on the other two residents of this site who insist upon interrupting my peaceful reveries and joyous thoughts. But why do you insist upon mingling your pretty dear sparkling soul-threads with theirs? I thought you were mine. You owe fealty to me. I claim mastery.
My heart can only fly in feeble starts now. It has been struck through and its wings have failed it in their broken twisted state. As it wings through sleeting gusts, its blood falls Earthbound, unnoticed as the claret streaks are lost in the grey rain.
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Post by Gregory on Dec 31, 2008 1:39:13 GMT -5
This conversation has taken an uncomfortable turn for the worse. It is much too late to still be discussing this, and I must warn you I am unhappy with the very personal things you are broadcasting. First, you are one of my many friends and I dislike your discussion of "mastery" and "fealty." Second, my first loyalty is always to my family and to Matilda. Third, I think you are very tired and need to stop dwelling on this. Though I know you often speak in depressive terms, that sort of thinking can be very unhealthy. Please let's discuss this another time.
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Henry Rimbaud.
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Post by Henry Rimbaud. on Dec 31, 2008 1:47:16 GMT -5
I will of course do anything you wish and throttle my moaning and raving Despair.
I will also retire to my firm and cold and wreathed with dream-fiber bed shortly. Mais premier j'écrirai to my very real and extremely gorgeous girlfriend hailing from the land of drifting snow and large, lumbering mammals with fine racks of antlers. Indeed, she is perfection personified; her gentle wit leaves me stunned and open-mouthed. Her tender lips are like dewy peaches upon any idyllic summer morn in a halcyon age. Her flowing hair is painted with gold leaf by a master's steady hand. She stretches long fine legs with feline elegance into dappled Canadian sunlight. She is all good in the world combined.
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Post by Gregory on Dec 31, 2008 1:48:07 GMT -5
That's very good, Henry. I hope you derive pleasure from your correspondence.
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Henry Rimbaud.
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Post by Henry Rimbaud. on Dec 31, 2008 1:52:35 GMT -5
Of course I do; I am completely Devoted to her and Enamoured of her every charm. Did I mention her glowing jewels of sparkling eyes, Gregory?
Ah, he has logged off. It is of no matter. I will continue to write to my amazing, intelligent, and perfect girlfriend. She is all I care about. And she is perfect.
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Post by Jakob on Jan 1, 2009 0:56:46 GMT -5
Hey, dude, sorry for being such an ass yesterday, I was just in a really crappy mood. Stupid Phillip tried to hit me when he saw me making out with Winnie... I don't know what that jerk's problem is, seriously. But I'm at least six inches taller than him, so I just sort of shoved him aside and made him leave me alone. So anyway, yeah. But in my defense, you are really, really weird, man, but I hope I wasn't too much of an ass, and that we can still be cool and everything.
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Henry Rimbaud.
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Post by Henry Rimbaud. on Jan 2, 2009 1:34:28 GMT -5
His mouth flaps uselessly like thin worn sails in a summer tempest, and I find myself not remotely caring. . .
Oh, do not heed my words. I am too exhausted to be needlessly cruel anyway. I am probably worn from messaging my immensely gorgeous girlfriend for seven hours.
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Post by Boxface on Jan 2, 2009 13:21:28 GMT -5
WAT in thge HECK!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@!!!!
OKAYZ BIG GIENT TIME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAT IS EVIN GOING ON I CANT EVIN UNDIRSTAND ANY OF THIS WITHOUT KELLY!!!
BUT JEES IT SURE SEEMS LIKE U R BEING MEAN TO JAKOB HENRI!! NOT okayz!!
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Post by Kelly Leilani on Jan 2, 2009 13:35:46 GMT -5
Wow. Okay, I seem to have missed a lot when I wasn't on here. But basically I read this thread to tell Matilda what was going on.
Yeah....but Henry now says he has a girlfriend? Huh. Not very attention-seeking about her, is he?
And the labrador comparison is pretty, well, creepy.
Do you reread your posts when you write them, Henry? Because I think maybe you should. A tape recorder for your spoken stuff might be good for you to look at too, you might be surprised at some of your wording.
The "apologies" made me grin. How are you, Jakob? Are you actually going out with Winny right now?
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Post by Boxface on Jan 2, 2009 13:54:23 GMT -5
OKAYZ well kelly just explannered this to me and i am not so happpy!
OKAYZ WELL FERST OF ALL i was just lookering at the thred in GENARAL u just were postering in henri and i do not get it!!1 u olny randimly had a girlfreind as of UM monday i think that is the ferst we heard of her!! and then u were saying u have MAKERED OUT WITH HER and i DONT KNO becuz i nevar seam to kno abot cool stuff like humanz flyering up to space in a big gient plane ((mum tryed to explain this to me!!)) BUT I AM PRETY SURE U CANT MAKE OUT WITH SOMONE IN CANADIA IF U R HERE!!!! UNLESS THERE IS SOME AMASERING MACHINE I do NOT KNO ABOUTZ!!!!!11 WICH THERE COUD BE!!!! allso i want to kno how u met her!! becuz oviously we dont live in canadia!! UNLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 KELLYS DAD KAIS CRASY NIEGHBOR--------- WHO ALWAYZ TRICKS ME WITH CRASY INSANE STUF ABOT CHINA WACHERING US AND STEFEN SPEILBERG SHOOTERING A USA PRESIDINT MAN AND SAYING MY MUM IS WRONG AND WE NEVAR WENT TO THE MOON AND SOME PEOPEL IN THE US FAKERED IT--------is rite and theree is an insane portil IN THE GROUND that lets crasy govirnmint men go to the US and russia and china and evirything and EVEN TIME TRAVELZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 butz kelly and kai alwayz laugher at him so i DONT KNOWZ. but unless u have the crasy portil by ur house i do NOT get it!!
ALLSO how do u have a BIG GIENT stack of her lettirs allready like u sed abot a milion timez to gregory on skype!!1
LOLZ BY THE WAYZ THANK U KELLY FOR DOING ALL THIS CRASY DETECTIFE WORK AND FIGERING OUT CRASY IMPOSIBLE THINGS ABOT THE GIRLFREIND BECUZ I SURE WOUD NOT BE ABLE TO FIGERE IT OUT MYSELF!
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Post by Kelly Leilani on Jan 2, 2009 13:59:34 GMT -5
Yeah, and of course there's only the slight problem that her name changes from "Ira" to "Irene" in the neverending skype sagas.
And I can tell you, Matilda, that there is defenitely no kind of machine that does anything Akamu said it could.
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