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Post by Boxface on Dec 3, 2008 0:42:41 GMT -5
okayz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am the first!!!! here we goez!!!!!!!!
i am matilda!!!!!!!!! i am thirteen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have realy realy curely blonde hair!!!!!!! AND IT is very short!!!!! i have brown eyes!!!!!!!! AND i am real skinny and tan lol.
i like!!!!!! AFRICA ASIA PLACCES GOOD eurroppe HAWAII LANGUIGES!!!!!!!!! LOL a fun fact i am bad at english but real good at evrything else i gess i shuld be a interpreter if i werent going to be a modell!!!!!! GREGORY MY FAMMILY SPORT SCIENSES (on acount of THINGS ACIDENTILY BLOWING UP AND IT BEING FUNY) RITING NONSCAREY THINGS NICE THINGS MOVIEZ THINGS THAT R NOT CONFUZING (this is actialy realy realy hard to find!!!!!!!!) BLUE THE COLOUR FUN THINGS LIKE VOODOO GODS AND FIREFITING U!!!!!!!!!!!! PROBIBLY!!!!!!!!!! IF u r not mean!!!!!!!!
DISlikes!!1
mad peopel! angry peopel! mean peopel! BAD EURROPE!!!!!!! this means big scarey and bad places with possterz evrywhere and scarey men!!! as in dirty places!!! as in places where I DONT WANT TO GO like CHECKOSLAVAKEYA and RUSIA. BLAK THE COLOUR MATHS HISTERY SCOOL MOST OF THE TIME that time wen i went to the dentist and mum forgot to take me to my frend alissas house wich made it a BAD DAY
WAT ABOT U!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Jakob on Dec 30, 2008 22:27:28 GMT -5
HEY!!! The Czech Republic is freaking awesome, you jerk! It totally beats stupid Africa, or the United States or other gay countries like that.
Anyway, for those of you who don't know me or who have forgotten the sexy Czech god who is yours truly, I'm Jakob. I'm 6'2, really pale (but in an awesome, Eastern European kind of way, not a stupid creepy vampire kind of way), and have long, totally awesome light brown hair.
I like guitar, heavy metal, Dragonforce, and awesome music, not that gay pop stuff everyone is obsessed with. As everyone who actually knows me knows, I am in love with Winnie, because she's totally hot and awesome but she has this stupid boyfriend Phillip who keeps making me leave. But I get to see her a lot because I'm the only one she knows who is willing to translate English for her... Haha, stupid Phillip, you can't speak English, you bitch.
I hate my mom's stupid fiance, and all of his stupid Russian cousins who keep trying to flirt with me but are stupid ugly whores. I also hate Phillip. I hate him so much.
I love my country, and I don't mean this gay America place, I mean the Czech Republic, the best country in the world.
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Post by Gregory on Dec 31, 2008 0:54:48 GMT -5
Jakob, please refrain from labelling my girlfriend a "jerk." Many thank-yous.
I am Gregory, as you are likely already aware. I am Matilda's elder step-brother and her boyfriend. My site of nativity is in South Africa, but I immigrated to my current place of residence, Australia, when I was aged five years. My step-father, Jean-Paul, is my primary guardian as my mother, his late wife, died when I was young. My biological father is a fairly unknown but largely negative entity. Jean-Paul is bound in matrimony to Matilda's mother Marie. I consider Jean-Paul to be my father, no matter the obvious difference in our skin colour (he is black; I am an Afrikaner) and Marie to be my step-mother. Jean-Paul and I are now both citizens of Australia.
I enjoy reading, cricket, spending quality time with Matilda, listening to classical music (favourite composers include Mozart, Brahms, and Chopin), ballroom dancing, the great out-of-doors, viewing classic films, volunteer work, and learning. I aspire to be a physician like Jean-Paul. Most of my life revolves around ensuring Matilda's happiness, but I have several good friends at school and am devoted to my family as well.
I am fairly tall (though not like Jakob's impressive stature) and well-built for sport. I have curly brown hair on the lighter side and blue eyes. I can personally attest to Matilda's attractive features. Ah, and I am aged fourteen.
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Post by Jakob on Jan 1, 2009 0:50:45 GMT -5
Sorry Gregory, I know Matilda's awesome and all that, but she insulted my homeland! How would she feel if I was all like, "Dude, Australia totally blows!" She wouldn't like that, now would she?
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Henry Rimbaud.
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My best friend's step-sister made me join
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Post by Henry Rimbaud. on Jan 2, 2009 2:58:34 GMT -5
Hair. Hazelnut locks glimmering in pearly moonlight. Epidermis. Fair as a true heart. Height. Urchinly. Build. Waiflike and in need of nourishment and tender care. Irises. Umber stones under cool water.
Things meeting my approval. Poetry of high caliber. Woeful paintings. Sonnets. Tragic tales. Sin. Misdeeds under the new moon. Film noir. Paris. France. London fog. Dublin fog. Prague. Moscow. Tragic deaths in Berlin. Yellow roses. Gunshots to those whom I dislike. Dark alleys. Danger when I am not personally in danger. Rimbaud. Verlaine. Love. And but of course the Lady Godiva herself Irene. And labouriously kissing and brushing every miniscule molecule of her luscious, tender lips. I dream of her my every waking hour and of course my every second of dreamtime.
Things meeting my disapproval. Overtly and unironically cheerful poetry, films, and novels. Uplifting stories. Sunlight. Hale people other than Irene and my other athletic friends. God. Singing. Australia. Brash people. Machismo. Unnecessary violence. Normal and hideously dull people. Athletes and socially popular people with heads so swollen their necks are slowly snapping from the strain. Sporting activities that run the risk of bodily harm, including but not limited to cricket, rugby, and football. Loneliness. Being truly wrapped in the vice-like grip of despair. Sleeping sufficiently and thus lacking circles under my eyes. Those who Will Never Understand; there are many.
Family. Maman; she is largely unremarkable and is one who Will Never Understand. She claims artistry by labouring under contract for a company dedicated to fashionable clothing, but lacks any and all talent or tastefulness. She derives pleasure from attempting to diagnose me with depressive disorders and is perplexed by my needs as an Artiste. She was clearly unprepared for the waif of a night-child she birthed. The younger sister; a ridiculous trifle who dresses in pink frills, devours vanilla ice cream, lets forth deafening squeals at the sight of mewling kittens, and takes joy in wholesome endeavours such as skipping rope and viewing classic Disney films. I glare down at her disdainfully from a throne of knowledge. The father; a dull, hirsute, and repressed creature. It insists upon escorting me to films and other amusing diversions, never realising the horrific repulsion I suffer. It professes to "understand" me--oui, moi! The unknowable, the mysterious void, the impenetrable fortress of hidden meaning and ghostly spires of secret desire! It conspires with maman to have me peered at by therapists and insists a lovely round of family counselling will prevent her from abandoning him in the blazing holocaust she idly threatens and flit away into the hereafter. It also believes that dragging my worn and weary spirit to rugby matches will cause me to grow into a behemoth and be able to take place in childish, sweaty scuffles between large and beautiful men. Grégoire of course suffers from crueler familial torment, but I still wile away the hours locked in my dismal, beautiful room, surrounded by yellowing pages and the whispers of long-forgotten emissaries of love writhing upon the floor, escaped from their poems like fragile mayflies.
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Post by Boxface on Jan 2, 2009 13:18:01 GMT -5
EXCUSER ME HENRI? ? GREGORY doez NOT have ISUES with OUR FAMMILY!!!!!!!1111111!~!!!!!!! HE IS REAL HAPPY!!!! JEAN-PAUL IS HIS DAD NOW OKAYZ AND HE IS THE BEST EVAR!!1112 AND MY MUM IS HIS STEPMUM AND GUESSER WAT!! she is a GOOD stepmum and mum that is WAT!! AND HIS BIO DAD IS FAR AWAYZ!! U R JUST BEING ANOYING AND TRYING TO ANOY ME ARENT U!!! oh yah and i nevar even remmembired I AM IN GREGORYS FAMMILY TO!!!!!!!!!!1 THANKZ!!1 WEL GUESSER WAT GREGORY LOVES ME FOREVAR!! and u made me get madd at FOUR AM THANKZ!!!1 and i had to wake kelly up to try and undirstand WAT the heck u were trieing to evin SAY! JEES i keep geting madd on this site. and wow that olnly startid hapening when HENRI JOINEDZ!!! LOLZ sorry jakob for BEING MEAN to checkoslovakeya!! butz it DOES SCARRE ME! =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD kelly wantz to come on!! good becuz she hasnt evin seen jakob in FOREVAR.
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Post by Boxface on Jan 2, 2009 17:04:46 GMT -5
well lolz i kno there was dramma this morning but it is latir now and i can think without CIRTAIN ANOYING PEOPEL BEING ANOYING!! =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD yayz
anywayz kelly isnt up yet and i dont want to wait for her so guesser wat i am going to describe her that is wat.
kelly is real short but in a good cute way!! lol!! she has long dark hair and it is strate and thin! her eyez r BROWN! and her skin it is half hawaiian and light brown lol! she is thin lol and has pritty lips okayz. and YES she is my half sister so i kno i brag abot her like my boyfrend gregory but gregory realy is HOT!! =D and kelly is good loocking to! her dad is kai! SHORT FOR kailanu wich means shimering ocean or somthing i fergot ud have to ask kelly!! unfortinitly i HAVE PROBLIMS remmembiring wat the names mean!! becuz they are NOTZ actual words u memerise in the languige! kai is nice!! he makez computters not explode!! he livez in honolulu but NOTZ with my mum lol that woudnt make sence becuz they are BIG GIENT DIVORCED! =D
kelly likez to read fantisy books and stuf! she wantz to be a biolijist or somthing when she growz up!! she is one of my FAVERITE people evar!! becuz we are half sisterz and share a room and kelly is REAL REAL NICE!! =D=D=D plus she does NOT tell on me and gregory for going out!!!!!!! and we r nice to eachother allso becuz our dadz both DO NOT live in our house wich is somtimes sad!
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Post by Jakob on Jan 2, 2009 17:12:49 GMT -5
Matilda, I think you're judging CR too harshly. Believe me, it's totally awesome, you just have to believe in it. I mean, I know they speak a (completely awesome) language that you don't understand, but seriously, they're the nicest people on the earth AND they're totally awesome. You should go there again with someone who speaks the language fluently, you'd like it a lot.
And Herny, I fell you, man. My parents totally suck too. My stupid mom is dating some obnoxious Russian JERK named Sasha and they're apparently getting married, but they delayed the wedding or whatever because she doesn't want to move to Russia and he does. If he makes us move I am SO going to kill that asshole. And then my dad just lives in the Czech Republic being BORING and forcing me to go to church and everything whenever I go over there. And then he doesn't want me coming over for holidays and stuff because I'm 'too much of a hassle,' even though he knows that I love going to the Czech Republic, but he's too lazy to deal with me. Stupid asshole.
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Post by Boxface on Jan 2, 2009 17:18:55 GMT -5
LOLZ BUTZ I SAW A MOVIE AND THE MAN HE GOT SHOTTERED IN THE FACE THERE and i do NOT want to be shottered in the face!!!!!!!1
just u get gregory startid on checkoslovakeya he wants to go so bad!
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Post by Jakob on Jan 2, 2009 17:24:27 GMT -5
That's because it's AWESOME! Prague is so beautiful, you'd love it. I miss it so much... I didn't get to go back over Christmas because my stupid dad wouldn't let me come and anyway, mom and Sasha are saving money to get married and everything.
But people get shot in lots of places. I saw a movie where people got shot in Los Angeles, but I still live here. And people get shot in Australia, but youir'e still there. I wouldn't worry about it.
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Post by Boxface on Jan 5, 2009 23:25:27 GMT -5
BUTZ LOLZ I AM STILL SCARRED
i had to read a storey about a man who got TURNERED into a gient bug how SCAREY IS THAT and it turns out the man who wrotered it was from CHECKOSLOVAKEYA!!
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Post by ~[T]he[F]orgotte[N]~ on Jan 6, 2009 0:20:27 GMT -5
HI,
I am Kory (Ghost) I have Black and blue streaked hair and its about to my shoulder. I'm 13 go me! I have like NO friends!! I cant trust anyone because of past experiences that will scar me for life! I'm just random! I talk in my sleep.. well yell names in my sleep... according to my only friend.
Likes- Randomness!!! Most of my family MUSIC it is my life!! without I wouldnt be here, although I dont play guitar or anything I did play the flute and liked it ALOT! But without music I wouldnt have gotten through alot, like dealing with my Ex-boyfriend and losing almost all my friends. Ummm.. RANDOM.. wait I already said that Colors BRIGHT colors!! like the one's on this site! Clothes - I dunno, I'm not like a fashion freak or anything but I like to make clothes. Movies, not scary though
Dislikes- Scary movies annoying bossy mean people like the one's in my class Pink, it burns me. it might be bright but ewwwwww, ( no offence to people who like the color pink) Homework work school, ( not like I have many friends there anyway) Math, that burns me too! My EX- boyfriend ( makes me really mad, cause if you dont like someone tell it to their face not on MSN!)
yah thats it
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Post by Boxface on Jan 6, 2009 13:42:38 GMT -5
OMG THIS IS SOSOSOSOSO COOL WE R SO ALYKE I THINKZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!
i am thirteenz TO!!!!
AND i like randomniss!! AND COLLORZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRITE ONEZ! i allso do NOT like scarey moviez butz i likez going to good ones!! like eragon!! and alvin and the chipmonkz and maddigascarr!!! OMGZ AAND I LOVER MY FAMILY SOSOSOSOSO MUCH!! LOLZ maybe becuz it is grate and allso it has gregory who i love forevar!! lolz i do like pink tho lol
I ALLSO DISSLIKE SCOOL YAYZ! i am sosososossoooo sorry u had a badd boyfreind! i wish i coud say i have been thare butz i havent!1
LOLZ I AM POSTERING A MUSIC THREAD NOW BECUZ U LIKE MUSIC AND I DO TO
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Post by Boxface on Jan 6, 2009 13:44:25 GMT -5
OH YAH and winnie used to die her hair PINK! so u both had died hair!! that is cool!!1
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Post by Jakob on Jan 6, 2009 15:49:06 GMT -5
Yeah, Winnie still dyes her hair, but it's purple now. Well, sort of. It's still pink on the outside, but she's been dying the roots purple, so it does this awesome fadey thing, where it's purple on the inside, and then bright pink on the outside. Thankfully her stepmom's a hairdresser, so she does Winnie's hair for her...
But other than that, it just is kind of a lame color. It only looks cool on her because it's such a contrast between her black skin.
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