Henry Rimbaud.
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Post by Henry Rimbaud. on Mar 29, 2012 4:18:02 GMT -5
Having managed to cling to the Earth for eighteen long revolutions around the impassive sun, I find myself at the legal age to purchase alcoholic beverages. I am hoping, at some point in the increasingly bleak near future, to engage in enjoyably inebriated carousal, and so I am seeking advice on what sort of liquor might best serve this purpose. The only people whose drinking habits I am well-acquainted with are my dipsomaniac grandfather, who consumes straight bourbon, and my parents, my father being the sort to 'shotgun' low-quality beers after football matches and my mother being the sort to become tipsy on low-quality white wine while giggling with her obnoxious friends. My classmates, bien sûr, mostly drown themselves in beer.
I have obviously entertained the idea of pursuing the alluring green fairy, that wicked wormwood poison that tormented many an artiste. But alas, the genuine product is rather too exorbitantly priced to be a realistic option at the moment. In any case, I would prefer to surrender my absinthic virginity only when I find myself again in luminous Paris.
Beyond that, I find myself rather disorientated in this dizzying new universe of depraved possibility. Keep in mind that I have a delicate palate and I am not at all confident that I can manage to swallow, let alone resist vomiting back up, intensely flavored liquors.
In a related query based entirely on my intent to obtain the compulsory and purely symbolic 'I've entered this brave new world of adulthood' pack, would anyone care to recommend a cigarette brand?
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Post by Sigvard_the_Swede on Dec 8, 2013 3:07:24 GMT -5
ok well i know we are not the types to have got along vary good in the past, and maybe you will not like it if i am ressponding to you, but i am haveing anoying issues right now and am needing distractiens.
ah wait, i am seeing that this is a vary old posting. well, the late is better than never.
ferst of all, i am just going to be saying it: i do not think it is a grate idea for you to be doing the substances. you are allready acting weird and rude without these substances, and i cannot only imagine what you would be like when extremely intoxocate. also, i remembere you are always talk about how small you are, well, then you will get drunked fast, and you should be watching out for that. and final, i know i have bad habits about substances, so critisising you is not making much sense, but i am just going to say, getting complete drunked is pretty bad for you. obvious, if you can handle it, it is not a problem. but for those who are not experiance, strong, big, 'street smarts,' high tolerence (like me, ha ha), then it is not a great thing to be doing. don't people like you want to stay inside and reading the book instead? ha ha. it is just strange to me that you would be wanting to get vary drunked, as it is seeming to me like a bad idea.
anyway, if you are still haveing interest in my opiniens, then (as much that i hate the stupid russiens), you shoud probable get vodka. it does not have a big taste or any thing like that. and it can get you drunked fast.
but, most other things are going to have the strong flavours, especial if you are wanting high alchohol contant. if you like fruit, then, if you have it down there, apple jak is good, i am drinking it a lot when living in san fransisco. or calvados, but that has a bigger flavour, and i am not sure how common this is in austrailia either.
there are lots of the easier thing to drink, but they have low alchohol. honest, you shoud just learn to be liking the strong flavours. personal, i dont get how any one is not liking the vary strong, bitter, interasting flavours, but whatevre. of the course, i also do not mind vomiting, or vomiting up those flavours, so maybe if i did i would feel differant.
also, you shoud really not smoking, as it is not health. my parents smoke and it is there fault i am always coufhing horrible in the winter, it is so disgust to hear and so embarass, and a few times, women have even refuse to go with me becuase i am start to coufh and they are disgust and insist i have the, how are you saying, sickness that is worse than the cold, but not namonia. anyway, the point is that it is huge wasteing of money and this stuff, and also, i am suspicien that you will be one of these ass holes who is blowing smoke in the faces of people and this sort of thing. and becuase of this suspicien, i am going to tell you, buy the flavour kind the annoy art students smoke. i am haveing no idea of the englisch name. but it is smelling of spiece. kryddnejlika is the word in svenska. anyway, if you are smoking these, at least it will annoy othres less.
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Post by Boxface on Dec 8, 2013 3:50:21 GMT -5
LOL YA SO HENRI GOT KINDA UNOFISHALLY BAND FROM DRINKERING STUFF LIKE THAT!!!!!1 JUST FYI SIGVARD!!!!!11! The reason was becuz of PROBLEMZ he had with getting TO DRUNK and coming home ((((to my house!!! henri livez with us now but its kinda a long story!!!)))) and makering ISSUEZ@! LIKE THROWERING UP ON OUR STUFF AND YELLERING AT ME AND GREGORY!!! PLUS mum and jean paul were just CONSERNED SO THE DEAL WAS HENRI HAD TO STOP DRINKERING IF HE WANTED TO KEEP LIVERING AT OUR HOUSE!!! accept!! he still does!!!1 DONT TELL MUM AND DAD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IT MAKEZ GREGORY UPSET AND ME TO but we cant stopper him ALLSO i cant get TO mad at him becuz i would ALLSO go to DRINKERING PARTYS if i was aloud!!11!!! but gregory doesnt let me!! WELL ALLSO MUM AND JEAN-PAUL TELLERED ME IT WAS A REAL REAL BAD IDEA and even tho they didnt SAY i wasnt aloud i KNO THEY WOUD BE MAD LOL. BUT I THINK IT WOUD BE REALY COOL TO GET DRUNKZ!@!!!!! IN COMERCIALS IT LOOKS SO COOL BECUZ EVERYONE IS SMILERING AND WARING FANCY CLOTHS and i LOVE smilez AND FANCY CLOTHS!!! ALLSO I GET COLD ALOT AND HENRI SAYS IT MAKES u feel warm??? SO THAT WOUD BE GOOD AND I WOUD SAVE MONEY ON JAKETS AND THINGYS LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!! ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!! HENRI DEFINATELY DID VODKA!!!! AND NOW VODKA SCARS ME BECUZ IT DID NOT MAKE HENRI SMILE!!! ACTUALY THE OPASITE HAPPEND!!!! he came back REAL REAL sad AND MAD and was RANTERING TO ME AND GREGORY ABOUT HOW MAD AND SAD HE WAS AND ABOT HIS RUSSIAN GRAT GRANDFATHR AND HOW HE WAS RACISMED AGENST WHEN HE CAME TO AUSTRALIA AND HOW SOMETIMEZ HE wonders if he should have been born in russia accept he thinks no becuz he woud probz end up like SOME BOOK GUY CALLED RASKRONIKA WHO ran arond killering peopel and i have to stop typering abot that RITE NOW BECUZ IT IS TO SCARRY the other drink that henri had BIG ISSUEZ with was TEKILLA!!!!! i mean KILLA is RITE THEIR in the name so it definately sonds like somthing to stay away from??? ALLSO someone at scool (wich is a COLLEGE BTW!!!!1! I GO TO CIT NOW!!!!!1 AND IT SOSOPSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOOOOOO COOL AND I CANT WAIT TO POST ABOT IT BASICLY ALL I DO THEIR IS DO TRANSLATION STUFF ALL DAY ((I HATE THE TRANSLATION STUFF THAT IS OTHER LANGS TO ENGLISH AND DO REAL BAD IN IT BUT I AM SOSOSOSOSOOOOO GOOD AT TRANSLATERING OTHER LANGS TO OTHER LANGS AND I AM OKAY AT ENGLISH TO OTHER LANGS!!!!1 SO THAT IS GOOD!!!!!!!)) and then i get to go to my BONUS CLASS wich is HAIRTRESSING!!!!!!! I GET TO HAIRTRESS PEOPLES HAIR!!!! accept im not aloud to cut people hair yet lol. olny wig hair!!! and sometimez i dont get to cut and olny watch!!1 usually becuz last time i did something INAPROPRIATE with the sissors like wavering them arond in the air real real fast trying to do that thing i sawr on telly once where the guy was cuttering hair and he had three diffrent sissors and was twirling them arond REALLY REALLY FAST and it was SO COOL and i SCREAMERED when mum changed the channel!!!! ANYWAY YA I TRYED TO DO THAT WITH TO PAIRS OF SISSORS AND DROPPERED THEM and it was UNSAFE. ALLSO the haircut was real bad!!! LOL I THOT IT WAS GOOD ACTUALLY BUT the teacher DISSAGREED!!!! anyway!!! i askered when i was going to get to cut real hair and she said not to get my hopes up SO i am hoping that means by next term!!! becuz i was really hopering i woud get to do it before christmass but i gess not!!!!! ANWAYZ LOL SOMEONE AT SCOOL TELLERED ME THAT TEKILLA IS MADE OF A WORM!!! AND THAT IS SOSOOSOSOSOOSOSOSOOSOOOOOOO GROSS!!!!!! NO WONDER IT MADE HENRI THROWER UP EVERYWARE AND say REALLY weird stuff and act REAL REAL CRASY!!!!!!11 SO YA THAT IS THE STORY OF HENRI AND ALCHOHOL!!! SORRY IF I WASNT SUPPOSED TO SAY THIS STUFF HENRI!!!!! OMGGGG i just saw the stuff abot smoking? ?// OMG HENRI IF YOU SMOKERED I AM GOING TO FREAKER OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM ALREDDY FREAKERING OUT AND CAN BARLEY BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HENRI YOU ARE GOING TO BE ADDICTERED AND DIED!!!!!!!! DO YOU EVEN KNO HOW EXPANSIVE FUNERALS ARE OR HOSPITALS OR EVEN JUST BUYING THE CIGARETS? ?? OMG I AM FREAKERING OUT BECUZ I AM PRETTY SURE IF YOU EVEN SMOKE ONE YOU GET ADICTED AND DIE!!!!!! AND NOT NESECARILY IN THAT ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 OMG I AM SO FREAKERED OUT RITE NOW!!!!!!1 HENRI PLZ TELL ME U DIDNT SMOKE PLEAZE PLZ PLZ!!!!!!!!!!11111 NOW i am ALLSO freakering out becuz WHAT IF even POSTERING this does something bad? OKAYZ so i dont kno to much abot this but somebody told me abot ELECTRONIC CIGARETS. THEY ARE CIGARETS YOU GET FROM THE COMPUTIR (I THINK!!!!!!)!!!!!!!!!!1 AND i am not totilly sure but i think they might be a VIRUSS OR SOMTHING LIKE THAT and WHAT IF by even POSTERING ABOT CIGARETS the ELECTRONIC CIGARETS FINDS ME AND GETS IN MY SYSTEM AND MAKERS ME SMOKE? ? I AM NOT ENTIRELY SURE how you smoke ONLINE and THREW A VIRUSS BUT I AM SCARRED THAT IT IS POSSIBLE!!!! OR THAT IT AT LEAST SENDS YOU MESAGES THAT MAKE U WANT TO SMOKE? Maybe THAT is what an ELECTRONIC CIGARET IS? i am sososososososoooo confusered and it is SCAREY. =(((((((((((((
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Henry Rimbaud.
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Post by Henry Rimbaud. on Dec 10, 2013 22:19:14 GMT -5
Oh ho ho, my little Scandinavian friend, I am no longer so callow as to need or desire your words of...'wisdom.' No, no, I am too acculturated to require such condescension now.
Ah oui, for I have paced the main drag in the breathless pale hours before the dawn, tripping tipsily over slick cobblestone.
I have raved to the gods while pacing feverishly outside botanical gardens thick with mist and the tumble of sleepy parrot chatter, downing yet another garishly bright gelatin shot.
I have slept on the back patio. I have wretched my guts out in the deep forest, encircled by fans of wavering ferns, who look upon me with sad interest and beg me, 'Do not ruin yourself, boy.'
But I have ruined myself, and I will go on chasing my ruins until their very floors crumble beneath me and hurl me lifeless to the ground.
No, I have been living to the fullest, and there is little left for me to be taught, let alone by someone as plagued and crowned by vapidity as you.
And though your histrionics barely merit a response, Matilda, I can assure you that following my asthma attack, which, whatever our dear Gregoire may have told you, was indeed precipitated by my endeavouring to smoke at least a third of a pack of Dunhills, I will not be pursuing the wispy temptress tobacco any longer.
Alas, I found myself writhing upon the ground, attended by frantic revelers bellowing at me that they'd summoned emergency services, within half of the first little tobacco stick. And after a highly unpleasant experience involving a medic sniping at me for not carrying my inhaler, for attempting to smoke despite my delicate asthmatic condition, and for being 'not dangerously but nevertheless concerningly' intoxicated for someone my size, I can assure you I will not be undertaking any similar attempts in future. Particularly since I wasted a perfectly appalling amount of money for a pack of cigarettes that only got lost somewhere in the needlessly dramatic medical services scramble, depriving me of even the box as a trophy to display. It is very much not worth tossing money into tobacco products when I could pour it into alcoholic beverages, or poetry chapbooks, or parchment, or any manner of more useful things.
So there.
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Post by Sigvard_the_Swede on Dec 11, 2013 3:05:17 GMT -5
fucking to the satan, i am comeing onto here and this is what i find. you are come back again and you are being a gigantik dick head. ok i am first to admit i am drunked rigt now and i am not even careing any more if i am rude. i am not in the emotion to deal with this fucking bull shit. i am not even going to getting into the othre threads. this one is not even that terribel/rude. but it is piss me off. Oh ho ho, my little Scandinavian friend, I am no longer so callow as to need or desire your words of...'wisdom.' what is the demon is this? you are to call me 'little'? i am 196 centimetres of height, i am the broad shouldre, i am big and strong and i would just love to be seeing you try to fight me. and guessing what, if you are to call me 'little' you are ask me to fight you. come to sverige and i will be to fucking you up. or, how is this sounding, i will be coming to asutralia to be kicking you at the arse. oh and now you are to say you are not needing of advise of mine? then might be, you should not be posting it here in the colum of advise where every one can see and can to post abooute it. i am try to helping you and this is wat you are say to me? you are a little bitch, are you knowing this? and, this is being for own informatien of yours, but i am nevre saying that i am the 'wisdom' so what is this that you are even talk about? wisdom, it is pointles. i am the young, i am not needing of the 'wisdom.' the young, we are fun, fast, the bad decisien, the fun thing, fucking to you and your wisdom. if you are not agreeing with my advise aboute alkohol, shutting the fuck up to you. No, no, I am too acculturated to require such condescension now. what the fucking are you even talk aboute, i am not even knowing what does this 'consasension' is meaning, but i am knowing that if you are saying it to me, the meaning of your sentance is suppose to annoy me, so fucking to you for this to. Ah oui, for I have paced the main drag in the breathless pale hours before the dawn, tripping tipsily over slick cobblestone. I have raved to the gods while pacing feverishly outside botanical gardens thick with mist and the tumble of sleepy parrot chatter, downing yet another garishly bright gelatin shot. I have slept on the back patio. I have wretched my guts out in the deep forest, encircled by fans of wavering ferns, who look upon me with sad interest and beg me, 'Do not ruin yourself, boy.' But I have ruined myself, and I will go on chasing my ruins until their very floors crumble beneath me and hurl me lifeless to the ground. No, I have been living to the fullest, and there is little left for me to be taught, let alone by someone as plagued and crowned by vapidity as you. man, you are wanting to tell to me that you are more experianse then me? you are the fucking idiote. are you even knowing how many schools are expelled me when i was still in schooling? are you even knowing what the alkohol tolerinse of mine is? are you even knowing of all the drug i am take? are you aware of the party life styling of mine? i am party sevrel time a week, for the informatien of yours. you have been extreme drunked various times? wow, what the bad ass you are. have you ever tooked the kokane off a row of the french girls asses, and then fucking all the four of them? have you ever been to the party that is lasting six days and night, or may be even a lot more but you will nevre be knowing for sure becuase you are black out for all but the first day and night, and when you are become konscious again, you are on anothre continent, and can only trust what the albums on facebook are saying? have you rided an ostrige bird while drunked and winned a race against a motorise scooter in the street in madrid? have you taked so many shots that when you are arrest latre in the night they are telling you you are suppose to be dead? have you taked the lsd in the iceland hot springs and been watching the northern light at the same time? are you still drunked at ten of the morning from last nigt like i am right now? and these are not close to the best party storys of mine. so screwing to you, thinking you are the partying experte. you are pathetik. also, you are literal a huge virgin. i am not a virgin sinse i am fourteen, so beleiving in me, you are having a lot of catch up to do. And though your histrionics barely merit a response, Matilda, I can assure you that following my asthma attack, which, whatever our dear Gregoire may have told you, was indeed precipitated by my endeavouring to smoke at least a third of a pack of Dunhills. and serius? you are the idiote, for smoke when you are haveing the asmatic conditien.
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