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Post by Sigvard_the_Swede on Mar 12, 2010 20:09:04 GMT -5
okay, so, this is vary embaress i am thinking, but whatevre to that, i am not care any more, i am just go craze, i am needing the advise and friends of mine, they nevre will live me down if i am tell them this stuffs.
so you are knowing aboute terrable, bad, demon plan of fathre of mine. you are knowing aboute ebba, who is the bore, the study, the fiancee of russien who is item of douching. also you are knowing aboute me meeting stupide kolya, the russien fiance, him to be complete hole in the ass, i am hit him, he is have pain from tthat or whatevre. ebba was get vary mad aboute all that or whatevre. i am tell you how she is text and say, i am nevre want to see you agan, that stuff.
yeah so obvious that is not good, fathres are get suspecting becuase we are keep not seeing eachothre. i am keep text her, say, what in satan you are think you do, i am screw if you are not pretend to be girlfriend and so are you, you are think kolya is so hot, yeah well how hot will he being when fathre is kick his ass all the way back to st petersburg and send you to live on farm in greenland away from the boys he is hate.
i was give up hope, was think i was screw, was think, life will nevre working again, but then week ago she is out in the blue call me, say, 'you are to meet me at art gallery, this aftrenoon.' so i was meet her, she was not mentioning kolya, just say, 'we are have to try to get along for few months, just try to being less of hole in the ass.' well obvious i was piss of the off that she is daring to say that to me so i am say some thing not so nice back to her, but, random this, she is just laugh. then we were look at stupide art gallery that i am hate.
so she is agree to the plan again, so life maybe is not screw. but, the problem is the this. i am tell you i am not doing so good at the celibatecy. well, obvious it is only get werse. i am going craze. i am not knowing what to do. becuase, problem is, ebba is vary hot. i was notice that a wile ago but i was not figure out until couple weeks ago that, no way to say polite, i was want piece of that. vary bad. and thing is, if i am want someone, i am get, all the time. nevre has lady not been want me. but ebba, she is hate me, she is obsess with kolya, obsess with privacy, obsess with the emotional bond, obsess with that only persen she is evre sleep with is kolya becuase he is boyfriend/fiance and she is in love with or whatevre. she is definite not interest in, er, relatienship that is not base on 'committing' and 'friendship' and othre stuff that i am not caring aboute at all.
i am just look for one time thing. but she is so not interest. and it is drive me CRAZE. celibatecy in the general is drive me craze, ebba is drive me craze for complete resist all my charming, for being obsess with kolya and idea of meaning full relatetionship.
so yeah i am go craze and i am not knwoing what to do.
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Post by Boxface on May 25, 2010 21:47:14 GMT -5
OMgZ!!1 i am sory that i JUST saw this!!!!1111111 I REALLY hope u ARE DOING OKAYZ SiGVARD!!!!!!!!1 EVEN THO I AM NOT 100 PERCENT SURE WATZ U ARE TALKERING ABOT!!!!! OR EVEN LIEK 10 PERCENTZ!!!!!!! BUTZ I WILL TRY TO HELP U ANYWAYZ!!!!!!!! UMZ OKAYZ SO IF EBBA HAS A BOYFREIND THAT KINDA MEANZ U ARE NOT SUPOSED to go out with her!!!!11 so yeah that doesnt seem like the best plan evarz!!1 for example if someone ((((AS IN SOMEONE OTHIR THEN ME BECUZ I AM HIS GIRLFREIND OVIOUSLY)))))))))) thot greogyr was amasering (((((((wich he is so i cant getz that madz at them!!11 at leased for the thinkering he is amasering part!1 NOTZ the othir stuffz i am going to talker abot!!!)))))))))) and desidered to be his girlfreind allso THATZ WOUD NOTZ BE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 AS IN THAT WOUD BE THE WORSTEST THING EVAR AND THAT PERSEN WOUD BE VARY MEAN FOR EVEN TRYERING TO EITHIR ASKER OUT GREGORY////TRYERING TO MAKE HIM CHEATZ (((((((WICH HE WOUD NEVAR DO EVAR OKAYZ!~!!!!!!!!))))))////////////TRYERING TO MAKE HIM BRAKE UP WITH ME ((((((OMGZ IF THAT HAPPEND I WOUD NEVAR STOPZ CRYING OKAYZ!!!!!!!2))))))))) and THINGZ WOUD BE VARY VARY BADZ!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111 UMZ YEAH!!!!! SO THAT is y ebba is probibly NOTZ the best idea!!!!!! as in it is a vary badz idea that woud make me cry probibly!!!!1 i thinkz!!!!! lol becuz it not vary nice first of allz butz allso becuz i am VARY SENSIBLE TO BRAKEUPS!!!!!!! PROBIBLY BECUZ I WOUD EXPLODER IN SADNISS IF GREGORY BRAKERED UP WITH ME AND ALLSO BECUZ MY MUM HAD TWO BIG GIENT DIVORSES BEFORE SHE MET MY NEW STEPDAD AND THAT IS NOT SO GRATEZ AND I KINDA CRY SOMETIMEZ BECUZ MY DAD LIVEZ IN A PLACE THAT U TAKE AN AIRPLAIN TO (((AND MY BROTHIR LIVEZ WITH HIM !!!!11 in the samez placve!!!!!))))))) and KELLYS DAD KAI LIVEZ IN HAWAII WICH ISNT EVIn IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 butz i kno that u are lonly!!!!!!! (((((((i thinkz? //// i cant realy undirstand u to good allot of the time!11))))))))))))) BUTZ i just THOT OF A GOOD IDEA LOL!1 =DDDDDDD OKAYZ SO I WAS JUST WATCHERING THIS CRASY FILM THAT MY FREIND TELLERED ME I WOUD LIKE!!111 ITZ CALLD UMZ SOMETHING LIKEZ MULAN ROUJ!!!!! OR SOMTHING!!! AND OMGZ YES I REALY REALY LIKERED IT!!!!!!!!11 IT HAD BRITEZ COLOURZ AND LOTZ OF RANDIM SINGERING////DANSERING///SHINEY COSTUMEZ///PEOPEL DOING FUNNY THINGYZ////TRU LOVE!! ANND ALLSO it was KINDA EXACLY HOW I AM!!! AS IN REAL FAST AND HYPER!!! OMGZ!!! butz back to the mane idea ((((lol i alwayz forgetz the mane idea and thatz kinda why i do bad on essayz///testz!!1 like on the test we had a few weekz ago in histery where we hadz to rite abot the big gient depresion that startered in US and then englind catchered it and then kinda evrybody did!! and i kinda remembired SOMTHING that gregory///mum///jean-paul tryed to teach me the nite before abot peopel not having money and gettering depresed abot that problim!! so i startid to rite abot that!! until i allso remembired that in the 1940z wich was the time of the big gient depresion that there was a huge OLIMPICZ AT A BIG GERMIN PLACE AND IT WAS SCAREY AND IN BLACK AND WITE WICH MADEZ IT EVIN SCARIER!!! AND THIS ONE GUY DID THE THINGY I DO IN TRACK WERE HE JUMPERED REAL HIGH WITH A BONCY STICK!!! so i writered a tonne insted abot how much fun it is to jumpz with the boncy stick accept wen u try to jump with it ovir a bleacher and the coach banz u from using the stick for a week and ritez a note to ur mum and u have to try to be haved bettir in track or u mite get kickered out wich is y i dont try to jump ovir the bleacherz with the stick anymorez!!!!!!! BUTZ ANYWAYZ!!!!!!!!!! YEAH I DIDNT DO SO GRATE ON THAT TEST!!!!!!!!!))))))))))))))))))) OMGZ SO BACK TO THE MANE IDEA!!!!!!! okayz so in this movie there was this lady who kinda workered at the place in the movie and if u were lonly u coud pay and then getz to spend time with her!!!!! OMGZ!!!! i mean im pritty sure that she hadz the same job as the BAD LADYS ON THE STREET WHO U DO NOT GO NEAR BECUZ OF POSSIBLE JALE///CRASY MEN WITH FUR//CHAINZ//CANEZ//CARZ THAT BONCE WHO WILL POSIBLY ATACK U BUTZ!!!! this was kinda diffrent!!!! as in im pritty sure it makez a diffrence if u are on the street (((WICH MEANZ BAD AND MEANZ U USE THE BAD WORD THAT KATEY SED TO WINNIE THAT I GOT MADZ ABOT!!))))) or if u live in a fancy gient place with a elephent room!!! SO YEAH IM PRITTY SURE U CAN PAY PEOPEL LIKE THAT TO BE NICE TO U AND THATZ WOUD PROBIBLY BE A BETTIR THINGZ THEN STEALERING SOMEONE ELSES GIRLFREIND!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111 LOL =DDDDDDDDDD
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Post by Sigvard_the_Swede on May 26, 2010 0:51:34 GMT -5
ah, okay, so i am need to update i am thinking.
so, stupid plan of fathre is some how still go okay, i am follow the rules, that stuff, fathre is promise that soon i will be get some money, finally a car that i am want, that stuff. well, i am 'folow' rules. let us be saying that i am beter at hide breaking of rules from fathre than i can actual follow rules.
for exemple, recuiring of celibatecy, complete craze and unreasonible, imposible. so yeah i am definite break that rule. more than ontce. yeah more than a few of times actual, but i am not tell you that, haha, just be keeping this secrete from devil fathre of mine.
also recuiring of not go to partys, well, i am figure out that if ebba 'goes to visit grand parants of sigvard with him' while i am 'visit grand parants of ebba with her,' we can both have entier week end for party or in case of ebba waste time with russien basterd son of st petersburg whore with smell of rotted fish between leg.
yeah life of mine then has definanite got beter becuase of these thing. eccept for problim of ebba. i am think that if i am, how should i be put this, releasing some energy that is bilding up for a while, that problim of hotniss of ebba would not be bothering me any more. well that is not happan. and this is vary bad. ferst i am go craze becuase she is vary hot, and it is only get werse with the summre come, with less clothe on, with more leg show, that stuff. and then there is problim of kolya who is hating me, who is tell me to stay away as much as possable, also problim of ebba not like me that much.
i am go craze, i am frustrate becuase nothing is work on ebba, she is impossable, i am go craze, i am worry becuase nevre have these things not work on girl. i am take her for ride in lamborghini of fathre (haha, you are know nothing aboute this eithre), am show her my skill on the highway, go many many kilometres per hour, dodje arounde cars, wate untill last second to brake, see how faste i can cross all lanes. all of this is vary impress, vary cool and good. eccept ebba, she is craze, is scream to stop, that i am craze and irresponsable, that she is terrify. any one who is not so uptihgt, they would be seeing that i am complete in control, am exsallent drivre. i was vary annoy that she was not appreciate, that she was complane insted.
and there are many othre example of trick not working, i will not tell all, but most recint, we are go to park, it is grate warm wethre, like 16 degree celsius. i am take off shirt, wich, usual, is work like charming, i am have good body, and i am offre to carry her, put her in tree, i am start to pick her up, she is scream, jump down, evry one in park is turn and stare at me like i am the creep. she is say to put on shirt, i am look stupid. she is not evin look up from book when i am play with football, do vary good sexy moves, beat the ass of stupid nowegien tourist. and to make the mattre werse she is not evin notice that coat i am give her for present (reqcuirement of fathre) is nice expansive burberry, she is not even notice the vary expansive gucci sunglass i was wear at park, usual girls are immidiate notcie the expansive present and clothe. so i was annoy.
i am not knowing what to do still.
haha matilda, i am think you are talk aboute i should visit prostitute. well i am not pretend that i have nevre visit prositute in entier life but it is not some thing you should be making habite of. any way i am not in need of having to pay for that sorts of thing haha and specific, i am aftre ebba, prostitute would not help that. prostitute can be vary nice alot of time actual, if i am run into i am usual try to talk to, make friende with, give money, buy dinnre. they are liking me a lot becuase of that. alot of time they are smart, nice, have interest storys to tell, and i am think alot of people are not like them, are treat them bad, talk bad aboute, or are customre/pimpe, and i am want them to have freind in me.
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Post by Henry Rimbaud. on May 26, 2010 20:49:26 GMT -5
Well, I had believed, nay, prayed is perhaps the superior word in this sorry situation, that I had seen the extent of human idiocy upon this online slice of flotsam, and that soon my cynical spirit would quietly expire and be replaced by an unfamiliar, jolly spectre of optimism and faith in the human condition, but unfortunately this thread has fed the former spirit the gift, I fear, of immortality.
I must say I find it laughably pitiful that your hormones or temptations or what have you lead you like a dog such as that you cannot possibly maintain a vow of celibacy or risk, apparently, madness in your fixation upon some silly female. I, nonetheless the wretch, manage at least to keep my head somewhat in the cruel face of similar suffering.
Has it never occurred to your flighty, societally elite, Scandinavian brain that perhaps only a small portion of idiotic individuals actually respond positively to your boorish behavior? Do you really think that a relatively intellectual person is going to be won over by typical, primitive displays of nauseating male assertion of dominance? Yes, I believe that I for one would be instantly attracted to a careless driver seemingly intent on presumptuously ending my life for me or to a narcissistic nationalist who is seemingly incapable of handling any sort of commitment, responsibility, or fidelity.
I strongly suspect that Ebba, like me, would also not enjoy: attending your ridiculous parties, attending gatherings of obnoxious youth intent on thrashing to the rough beat of inane 'music,' attending sporting events of any kind, or attending anything that remotely involves explosions, mechanical fiddling, or a stream of pointless and thus impotent and dreary shooting and violence. But that is merely my opinion, proffered despite how little you deserve it, as I have been hurtfully informed, by my own mother no less, that I have a distinctly feminine taste in such matters. She, I could argue, has a distinctly juvenile taste in 'fun' activities to participate in with her son (yes, dear God, SON) than attacking his masculinity in his one remaining bastion of safety from schoolyard taunts (discounting, of course, Gregory's home and stepparents, who somehow manage to maintain pleasant relationships with the children in their home). But no matter. I am, according to the man who evidently contributed to half of me copies of his genetic material, far too sensitive about such matters and should toughen up. God knows being in touch with one's emotions, no matter how dark or 'sensitive,' is not permissible to him.
But I digress. From your jumbled, tangential post, Matilda, my poor withered mind believes, though it cannot be sure, that you think this site's Scandinavian representative should seek physical comfort in a prostitute. Aside from the obvious mystery of why you think this is a remotely good idea, I still do not pretend to understand why you are so determined to insult and stereotype those who offer up their physical manifestations in order to scrape through the bitter storms that life so casually offers so many instead of happiness. I personally can only feel awe at those who have so entirely fallen from honor and privilege that such life is necessary. I fear that my life may never allow me to experience such misery as is needed to be a true artiste, and for that I curse myself.
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Post by Sigvard_the_Swede on May 26, 2010 23:52:49 GMT -5
siriusly you are commant on this thred? i was thinking that you are know that i am not liking you, that i am not wanting your opinien on any thing, least of those things, life of love.
ferst of all you are know nothing aboute women, why is that, oh yes, i am remembreing now, you are compleate inexpirience pussy. you are nevre have girlfrend, nevre are you evin touching the girl as far as i am telling and this is undrestandingable, what girl would be going near you. so i am not undrestanding why you think you can give to me the advise.
just so you are know, it is all faulte of ebba that mine technikques are not work. on evrey girl these thing are work, eccept her, it is faulte for be the stupid, for ignore me, for not wanting me even when evreyone else, practicle, in entiere world does. it is compleate mystery, there is nothing else i can be doing. eccept i am having to try to do some thing else becuase i am go craze.
it is funny you are try to insulting, maybe this is becuase of the jelos? i am not know. but you are soundeing like stupide konselor at old school of mine, who is katching me two, three time at party during the week end, was having to expell me. she is cry when she is talking to me, is saying, sigvard i am worrey aboute you, i am thinking maybe you are have the addiciten of sexuel. i am just nod with head becuase i was want to leave and packing things, leave stupide school, but inside i am haha becuase that is vary funny. just becuase there were the 'loosing women' at this partys, she was say this. she was forener, from finland, stupide place, she is not undrestand that we are swedish, people are lerning, doing thing early. she was so stupide, was let poeple have oposite sex persen in room during visiting day, no suprevise.
yeah so i am not sure what you are try to say, but it is vary annoy.
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