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Post by Boxface on Feb 26, 2010 21:52:24 GMT -5
i do NOT thinkz we have had a thred on this before!! but my memiry and stuff like that is not so GRATE@!!! ANYWAYZ!!! I LOVE SPORT SOSOSOSOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!1 mainly becuz it does not involve thinking!!! and insted it involvez things i am ACTIALLY GOODZ AT!!! SO!!!!!!!!!!12 SPORTZ THAT I LOVE!!!!!!!!!!1 OMGZ I LOVE FOOTBALL TIMEZ TWO BAJILION!!! it is the bestest evar practicly!!!!!1 AND I AM SOSOSOOOOOOOOO EXCITERED BECUZ GESS WHERE THE WORLD CUP IS THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS IN SOUTH AFRICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 OMGZ!!!!!!!!!!! SO WE ARE GOING TO GET TO GO TO SOME OF THE MATCHEZ AND IT IS GOING TO BE SOSOSOOOOOO MUCH FUN!! JUST LIKE HOW MUCH FUN IT WAS WEN WE SAW OLIMPICS AT CHINA!!! accept EVIN BETER becuz IT IS ALL FOOTBALL YAYZ!!! i woud love to be on the scool football team!! becuz yeah i happen to kinda be real good at football!! accept it conflictered with dance or somthing and allso mum and jean-paul decidered i coud olny do one sport becuz i am real busy with languige and stuffz like hw and that stuff!! BUTZ yeah i AM on trackz and field now!!! and it is pritty much the bestest thing evar!!1 it is sososoooo much fun basecally u just run arond a gient circle and i just LOVER that kinda thing!! lol!! the coach is nice to butz he is allwayz having to yell at me for NOT stopping wen u cross the finnish line becuz wen we are running short distinces i wanna keep going becuz i kinda have allot of energy!! lol OH YEAH and there is this crasy kind of race where u jump ovir thingys!! I LOVE THAT KIND!!! AND THERE IS THIS THING CALLED POLE VALTING WICH I GET TO COMPETE IN AND OMGZ ITS THE FUNNEST THING EVAR BASICLY U BOUNCE YORSELF ON THIS SPRINGY POLE THINGAMAJIG AND U FLY OVIR THIS HIGH BAR THINGY AND THEN U FALL ON THIS BIG SQUISHY THING!! OMGZ IT IS SOSOSOO COOL!! allso the high jump is pritty grate!! SO YEAH oh yeah and i have dancing wich i love!! i was takering a bollywood dance class wich was sososo good BUTZ wen it ended it gotz evin bettir!! THAT IS BECUZ NOW I AM IN A KHATHAK CLASS!! WICH IS A TYPE OF REAL CLASSIC INDIAN DANCE!! AND IT IS SOSOSO EASY AND FUN AND I LOVE IT AND IT IS TAUGT IN HINNDI!! AND EVRYONE ELSE IN THE CLASS IS INDIAN AND IT IS GRATE!! we have a recital next week and i cant wate!! becuz i get to do a solo and ALLSO I GET TO WARE A FANCY SARI AND I AM WARING 100 BELLS ON MY FEET WICH IS PRITTY GOOD BECUZ most of the class still olny have like 75!! BTW I AM SORRY IF THAT SONDED LIKE A BRAG!!!! IT IS JUST THAT I AM REAL REAL GOOD AT IT LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 SO YEAH THOSE ARE MY THREE FAVRITE SPORTZ BUT I LOVE A TON OF THEM!!!! OMGZ LIKE SURFING WICH I TOTILLY FORGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVER SURFING IT IS SOSOSO MUCH FUN AND SOSOSOOO EASY!11111111111111
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Post by Henry Rimbaud. on Feb 27, 2010 0:32:19 GMT -5
Oh yes, how profoundly indebted I am to you Matilda, for starting a thread about a topic I loathe and that encompasses every aspect of common man that I so despise.
Sport. Even the word sounds juvenile and sickeningly like a choke. It places its claws about the torsos of men and yanks them back to the primeval beastliness that seems to lurk tragically behind the face of most humans, encouraging them to scrabble at each other for a meaningless sense of dominance and, then terminates in a nauseating display of of baseness in the form of wild celebration for their pointless victory. Such joy they derive from their idiotic engagements. Such a cloud of shun and shame that hangs over me as sullenly I sit on the sidelines, compelled to be there because of the fascist nature of our school curriculum or the misguided efforts of relatives to entertain their sadly weak and deficient son/nephew.
Oh, perhaps I am too harsh upon the sportly construct. Indeed I must admit that there are those who excel so profoundly and so beautifully at the games of physical challenge that it is a glory to watch them, a glory with the breath knocked from my breast to behold the sight of a god-blessed figure in its natural element.
Could you not have included mental 'games' in your tedious topic? For chess is one idle pursuit that I willingly engage in, though I know a citizen of Simpleton such as thee would never appreciate its intellectual charms.
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Post by Boxface on Feb 27, 2010 1:00:13 GMT -5
OKAYZ THEN I GESS IT WILL BE A SPORT/GAMES THRED!!!
yeah i kno u kinda hate sport henri!!1 sorry!! it must be hard to play sports if you nevar work out or anything and allso if you are short and not so full of mussels like you!!!
BUTZ i kno for a fact you do not HATEZ sportz becuz you come to all of gregorys cricket///football matches so you dont hate it enough to not go or watevar!! OH YEAH AND U CAME TO MY TRACK MEET WICH WAS SOSOSOOOOOO NICE OF U AND GREGORY SED SO TO!!! SO YEAH THAT WAS GOOD!!!
butz yeah i kno u kinda dont like DOING sportz becuz i remembir that time that you kinda tryed to pass the pull up test!!! and you startid to cry becuz you fellered off and clearly you were NOTZ going to do any pullupz anytime soon!! and that othir time that you trippered and fell wen you were running and you woud NOT finnish running and the coach kinda yellered at you and gregory had to help you stop crying becuz you were kinda freakering out!! UMZ SORRY IF THOSE STORYZ WERE NOT A GOOD THING TO BRING UPZ BUTZ YOU HAVE GOTTERED A HOLE LOT BETTAR AT NOT CRYING DURING PHYSICLE EDUCATION///OTHIR BAD STUFF SO I HOPE IT IS OK!!!
oh yeah@!!!@ chess!! OMGZ IS THAT THINGY CRASY!! it has all these fun lookering peices like action figurez kinda!! accept you cant do anything fun with them and mum was anoyed at me for playering with them like toyz and breakering the horses head off!!! so yeah that was the end of me and chess!!!1 but gregory and kelly and henri and now max randimly like it!!1 sometimes i watch gregory and henri playering just becuz it is something GREGORY IS DOING SO I WANTZ TO WATCH IT LOL BUT IT IS SOSOSOOOO BORRING!!!1
I DONT LIKE GAMEZ TO MUCH BECUZ I ALLWAYZ FORGET HOW TO PLAY THEM RIGHT@!! liek that crasy one with money and the littel toyz like an ironing machine thingy and a shoe and stuff!!! it makez NO SENSE AND MAX ALLWAYZ BEATZ ME EVIN THO HE IS WAY LITTLER THAN ME!!1 LOL!!
my favourite game is somthing i makered up called TALKERING TO GREGORY WEN HE IS ASLEEP!!1 I SHOWED HENRI THIS TO AND HE ALLSO THOT IT WAS KINDA WIERD AND AMASERING!!! you play it by wating for him to go to sleep and then pokering him and talkering to him!! and wen he answirs it is in his REAL ACCINT!!1 as in not the one he talkerz in to covir up the real one becuz he doeznt like it to much!! his real one is afrikaner!!!1 AND IT IS CRASY LOL!!!!!!1 BUTZ I THINK IT IS FUNNY AND AMASERING BUTZ HE DOESNT LIKE TO SPEAK IN IT IN REAL LIFE UNLESS WE ARE IN SOUTH AFRICA AND THEN HE GOEZ BACK TO IT!!1
there is a secind version of this game called GET GREGORY REAL TIRED AND THEN TALKER TO HIM!!!!! if he is real real tired he ALLSO goez to his real voice!!! AND becuz he is tired somtimez his english soundz a littel crazy and funny!!1 like saying jean-pant instedd of jeans wich is a mistake afrikanerz make somtimez and that stuff!!!11 this game isnt as fun tho becuz gregory looks kinda embaressed and it is sad!! LOL SORRY GREGORY FOR PLAYING THIS GAME WITH YOU!!!!!!1 IT IS THE MEANEST THING I HAVE EVAR DONE TO U SO I AM SORRY!!!!!!11
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Post by Henry Rimbaud. on Feb 27, 2010 1:07:03 GMT -5
How thoughtful of you to relate my personal suffering to the faceless public, Matilda. No, I do not mind in the least your recounting of the failures and weaknesses of my pathetic physical self.
Sarcasm, how potently you spike my bitter tongue this day.
And though I too will of course beg the infinite pardon of Gregoire for our ill-begotten and secretive liberties with him, I find it sadly amusing that you choose to flatter yourself in thinking that your 'game' is the cruelest crime you have ever committed against him.
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Post by Boxface on Feb 27, 2010 1:08:23 GMT -5
WAT
WAT THE HECKZ!!!1 WAT ARE YOU EVIN TALKERING ABOT I DONT DO BAD STUFF TO GREGORY!! =((((((((((( THAT WOUD BE SO MEAN AND THEN I WOUD NOT BE HIS GIRLFREND ANYMORE I GESS!!
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Post by Henry Rimbaud. on Feb 27, 2010 1:12:18 GMT -5
And yet you burden him with ridiculously unacceptable essays that he, never willing to refuse his services to another, sacrifices his own time and bodily rest to carefully repair. And yet you cling to him with such ferocity that he suffocates under your enthusiasm.
Perhaps you do not realise, Matilda, that Gregoire is a gift to humanity and yet human himself. He must be treated with care, not crushed in a sweaty, greedy hand like a flower plucked and wilting. Can you not see that you are indeed somewhat cruel?
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Post by Boxface on Feb 27, 2010 1:16:33 GMT -5
YEAH WELL THEN YOU ARE TOO OKAYZ!!!!!
ALLSO GREGORY BREATHEZ JUST FINE!!! HE DOES NOT HAVE ASTMA OR ANYTHING SO I DONT REALLY KNO WAT U ARE TALKERING ABOT???
WHY CANT WE KEEPZ THIS ON TOPPIC OKAYZ!!! as in my track and feild team!! OMGZ I HAVENT EVIN TOLD U GUYZ ABOT THESE CRASY THINGZ THAT I DONT DO BUT THAT OTHIR PEOPEL ON MY TEAM DO!!!!!!!!1 THEY ARE CALLD THE SHOTTING PUT AND THE DISCO OR SOMTHING!!! omgz i lover the disco becuz it is shapered like those round thingz mum has that you can watch turn arond and arond and that the beatles come out of!! allso i lover randim disco music like the beegees becuz it is funny!!
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Post by Henry Rimbaud. on Feb 27, 2010 1:21:25 GMT -5
I see my figurative language has rolled into your mind and then crumbled upon finding itself in an environment hostile to all intelligence and art. Never mind.
I would not be overly fond of the discus if I were you. God forbid that someday, as your sunbathed countenance triumphantly cradles a Hyacinthus, that the world's forgotten zephyr does not hurl forth a discus to shatter your joy derived from antagonism and theft.
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Post by Boxface on Feb 27, 2010 1:26:49 GMT -5
UMZ I HOPE THIS DOES NOT OFFEND U BUTZ I KINDA HAVE NO IDEA WAT U ARE TALKERING ABOT!!!1 ALL I KNO IS THAT DISCOS ARE FUN!!! AND THAT IF U PICK ONE UP AND TRY TO RANDIMLY THRO IT AT SOMEONE TO SEE IF THEY WILL CATCHER IT THE COACH WILL STOP U AND BE FREAKERED OUT AND THEN GIVE EVERYONE ON THE TEAM A TALK ABOT SAFETY AND HOW LOTZ OF THINGS COUD RANDIMLY KILL YOU IF YOU ARE NOT SAFE AND THRO DISCOS AT PEOPEL OR SWING AROND THE BOUNCY STICK YOU USE IN THE POLE VALT IN A HUGE CIRCLE!!!!!!!!!!
so yeah now i am trying to be more safe at practise!! becuz i dont want to hurt peopel and i allso dont want to be kickered off or anything lol!!
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Post by Sigvard_the_Swede on Mar 12, 2010 20:57:57 GMT -5
ah man, the sport. it is pretty good, fun, that stuff, eccept i nevre stayed at schools long enough to get on teams or any thing i guess. obvious i am love football, every one in europe is love football. lucky to you, you are get to go to matches in south africa. i am going to ask mothre if we can go to johannesburg in june or july, see some of the matches but that will only happen if i am pass stupid plan of fathre and who is know if that is to happen. also mothre is think football is stupid, probable will not want to go. too bad, it would be fun, football, maybe meet up with you, gregory, ha ha.
who are you support? i am guess you are support australia, but maybe gregory is support south africa? maybe kelly is support unitid states? sverige is not qualify, that was bad. now i am support denmark i guess.
othre than football, i am love the ski. it is greatest sport. i am look vary sexy on the ski, vary tall, vary hansome, haha. i am not like the cricket, it is the craze i am think, i am hearing of some game of cricket that was going on for days or some thing, also it is confuse, wierd. the surfing i have nevre try. when we are in places where you can surf, people are tell me, try, it is fun, but i have nevre try, i am worry that i will be bad at and fall off, that stuff. it is not so sexy when you are fall into watre, that stuff. any way my frend was tell me that his cousin was live in calefornia, was go surfing, was eat by shark or some thing. again, missing arm is not sexy, neithre is blood.
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Post by Boxface on Mar 19, 2010 20:21:09 GMT -5
LOL YES WE ARE SUPORTING AUSTRALIA!!!!11 KELLY TO!!!!11 ACCEPT FOR GREGORY AND JEAN-PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!1111 THEY ARE SUPPORTING SOUTH AFRICA!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol and lucy and sammy are kinda to littel to care butz i decidered they are suporting australia to!!! max sayz he is suporting south africa tho!!!1 OKAYZ SO I DONT REALLY KNO IF THIS IS A SPORT////GAME BUTZ IT IS A COMPITITION AND I THINKZ IT MIGHT COUNT? ANYWAYZ I AM EXCITERED ABOT IT SO I WANT TO TALKER ABOT IT HERE!!!!!!! lol so last weekend was GRATEZ!!!!!!1 that was becuz i wentz to a TRANZLATION COMPITITION!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS LIKE A BIG AMASERING COMPITITON THATZ A HOLE LOTZ OF PEOPEL CAME TO THAT KNO ALLOT OF LANGUIGEZ!!!! OMGZ!!!!!111 AND I WON A BUNCH OF PRIZES THAT ARE SOSOSOO PRITTY AND SHINY OMGZ!!!!!!!!1 they hadz a bunch of diferent randim languigez and two diferent kinds of tranzlation!!! one kind was intirpriting wich is kinda my backup job if modilling doesnt go good!!! that was were someboddy was saying stuffz in a language and they recordered how you sed it in the languige u were suposed to be tranzlatering to!!1 the second kind was writering tranzlation were u red somthing in one languige and rote it in anothir one!!1 OMGZ IT WAS THE FUNNEST THING EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 i coudnt entir any ones where one of the languiges was english obviusly!!!! butz i enterid four!! i wantid to do some more butz they were atz the same time as othir onez and mum didnt want me doing a berjilion and getting tired and grumpy or somthing lol and gesser wat I WINNERED FERST PLACE IN ALL OF THEM YAYZ!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IT WASNT EVIN HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I WINNERED IN THE KORREAN TO CHINNESE INTIRPRITING ONE ANDZ THE FRENCH TO JAPPANESE INTIRPRITING ONE AND THE RUSIAN TO GERMANN TRANSLATION AND THE GERMANN TO SPANNISH TRANSLATON!!!!!!!!!!1 i was sososooo happy thatz i winnered at the rusian one becuz i lover rusian and i am soisosoo happy that i kno it so good now!!!!!!!11 the germann to spannish one was SOSOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FUN OMGZ!!!!!!!!1 it was SOSOSO EASY BECUZ I KNO SPANNISH SO GOOD AND IT IS AMASERING AND I KNO GERMANN REAL GOOD AND I WAS COMPITIRING AGENST THIS BOY WHO WAS OLDIR THAN ME AND HAD GLASSES AND WAS A NATIVE GERMANN SPEAKIR AND WAS SOSOSOSOOO GRUMPY AND CRYED WEN I WINNERED!!! I FELT BADZ BUTZ HE WAS JUST SO FUNNY!!!! he was actially REAL GOOD AND i was kinda worryed he might actially beatz me!!! butz he usered the passived voice!!! twice!!1 wich is supir bad and makerz spannish peopelz anngry becuz it sonds bad!! OR SOMTHING!!! LOL!!! ANDYWAY I WINNERED!!! SO YEAH I AM SOSOSOOO HAPPY ABOT THAT!!! ALLSO MY RECITLE WENT GOOD!! =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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Post by Boxface on May 18, 2010 19:00:39 GMT -5
OMGZ i am SOSOSOOOOOOOOOOO happy becuz pretty soon itz going to be TIME TO GO TO AFRICA WICH ALLSO MEANZ TIME FOR AMASERINGNISS WITH FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!11 i cant waitz!!!!!!!!!
ALLSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIGVARD I KNO u sed u were going to try to come to some matches!!!!!!1 if u actially can!!!!! i was just wondiring if that workered out or notz!!! BUTZ if it did u shoud go to cape town notz johannesburg!!!1 first of all becuz WE are in cape town (((most of the time!!!))))) secind becuz cape town is a milion timez nicer lol!!! johannesburg is kinda REAL REAL dangerous!!11 itz not such a grate place if u are rich and kinda dont kno where u are going!!! butz yeah if u can come u shoud come to cape town!!11 we have real nice beachez and stuff!!!!!!!!11
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Post by Sigvard_the_Swede on May 26, 2010 23:58:25 GMT -5
haha yeah unfortinite, that is not happaning, mothre is refuse to go becuase things are vary reserved, hotels and that thing, in the cape town, and she is only want to be staying in luxery hotel and those are the full. she is say, no, we are not going to the johannesburg, this is vary danjerous, we will get rob, attack, die. so i am having to stay here, that is not the beste. probable we will be travle at time of final match, so if this match is between some where interest, i will try to be going there for the fun party, the shout in the street, the exciting thing.
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