Post by Jakob on Feb 15, 2010 17:48:35 GMT -5
Did I mention that I hate Valentine's Day? No? Let me say it again. I HATE VALENTINE'S DAY.
So yeah, I probably should have potsed that I broke up with Katey back in September. I just couldn't frickin take it anymore. The last straw was when she freaking told me that she was going to name our first son "Sasha" after my "dad." First of all, that douche Sasha is NOT my father. He's some stupid Russian asshole who's banging my mom. So I dumped that stupid whore, but I didn't want to tell anyone because I didn't want Winnie to know that I'm still single because she'd be weird about it.
But yeah, so this year I thought I was going to be able to like, finally make my move on Winnie (who, by the way, is looking HOT), but then SOMEONE told her about the earthquake in Haiti and she's so worried about her frickin mother that she won't go anywhere near me.
So I was just gonna like, go out with my friends and celebrate Single Awareness Day, but then Katey showed up at my house and started begging me to take her back and saying that we belong together and she loves me and wants me back forever. And I was like, WHAT THE HELL??? We broke up like, six months ago. I mean, I thought she'd given up and everything. Like, yeah, she was pretty stalkey right after I dumped her, but that stopped after I called the police on her.
So yeah, now it looks like I have freaking Katey back on my heels, and I have to deal with Winnie who is freaking out because she thinks her mother got squashed by a building or something, and I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ANYMORE. I HATE WOMEN.
So yeah, I probably should have potsed that I broke up with Katey back in September. I just couldn't frickin take it anymore. The last straw was when she freaking told me that she was going to name our first son "Sasha" after my "dad." First of all, that douche Sasha is NOT my father. He's some stupid Russian asshole who's banging my mom. So I dumped that stupid whore, but I didn't want to tell anyone because I didn't want Winnie to know that I'm still single because she'd be weird about it.
But yeah, so this year I thought I was going to be able to like, finally make my move on Winnie (who, by the way, is looking HOT), but then SOMEONE told her about the earthquake in Haiti and she's so worried about her frickin mother that she won't go anywhere near me.
So I was just gonna like, go out with my friends and celebrate Single Awareness Day, but then Katey showed up at my house and started begging me to take her back and saying that we belong together and she loves me and wants me back forever. And I was like, WHAT THE HELL??? We broke up like, six months ago. I mean, I thought she'd given up and everything. Like, yeah, she was pretty stalkey right after I dumped her, but that stopped after I called the police on her.
So yeah, now it looks like I have freaking Katey back on my heels, and I have to deal with Winnie who is freaking out because she thinks her mother got squashed by a building or something, and I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ANYMORE. I HATE WOMEN.