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Post by Boxface on Feb 5, 2010 19:00:41 GMT -5
OKAYZ SO I THINK WE NEED A HW HELP THRED REAL BADZ!!!!!!1 and YES it is becuz i am sososoo bad at hw and i need help!!1 and i kno lotz of peopel are smart on this site!! i mean othir than gregory who is obviusly a genious butz he is at cricket right now!! and wen he is doing that and wen kelly is doing HER hw and mum is at work and so is jean-paul and so is kai or it is the rong time in hawaii I REALLY NEED HELPZ ON MY HW!!!!!1
OKAYZ!!!!!!!!1111 so i have bin having some issuez at scool becuz i am sososooooo bad at getting good gradez in my classes and passering tests!!!!!1 issuez as in randimly they want me to taker some testz to make sure i can stay in my grade!!!!!!1 WICH OBVIUSLY IS REAL IMPORTINT!!!1 OMGZ I DO NOT WANT TO GO BACK A GRADE!!! that woud mean no classes with my freidns PLUS ANOTHIR year of scool and i do NOT like scool and DONT want anothir year of it!!1 OMGZ I DO NOT KNO WHY they are suddenly obsessered with testz butz it is bad!!1 i am sad that they are making me and gregory take testz11!
SO!! my teachirs gavered me some sampel questions to practise on that i have to turn in!!1 BUTZ!!! THEY ARE IMPOSSABEL!!!! I NEEDZ HELP REAL BAD!!
ALLSO i have a history essay due on monday!!!!!!!!1 and i do not kno WAT the heckz i am doing!!1 i have nevar even herd of the topic!!1 i gess we have talkered abot it in class butz i allwayz forget that kind of stuffz!! SO I NEEDZ HELP!!!1
OKAYZ WATE A MINUTE WILE I FIND SOME QUESTIONZ AND STUFF!!! i am supir disorganisered so it might be a real long time lol
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Post by Boxface on Feb 5, 2010 22:12:29 GMT -5
OKAYZ sorry for being gone for a milion yearz!!!!!11 BUTZ my dad calld me so i had to talk to him and casey and carrie and clay of coarse!!!1 becuz casey is my brothir who i do not get to see a whole lot and carrie and clay are half sibs wich are just as importint (((((becuz kelly and max and lucy and sammy are all half sibs and they are my favrite peopel evar!1 othir than gregory and mum and jean-paul and kai and tara and alissa and winnie and jakob and sigvard and snugs and kellys grandma and my grandmas and jean-pauls relatives AND of coarse aunt leah and ewan and obviusly my dad and casey carrie and clay and some othir peopel randimly at scool and dance and languige sccol and on tracvk anbd feild!!!!!!!11 oh yeah!!1 i dont think i told u abot that!! at scool they putt me on track and feild becuz i run so fast and am supir good at hi jump and long jump and pole valt randimly!! so i get to have that as my elective in stead of computirs wich was bad becuz they band us from lookering at off topic sites!! like magiclans!))))))))))))))))))))
ANYWAYZ
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questionz i needz help on!11 i am not evin trying the maths yet!! becuz that is sososoooooo hard that gregory has to spend FOREVARZ on it with me and i do not want to make anyboddy do that!
Fortunately, due to a 1911 treety and to rescue and habitat protection efforts, the sea otter population has nearly been restored. What underlined word in this sentence is spelled incorrectly? A treety B rescue C protection D restored OMGZ THIS IS IMPOSSABLE AND ITZ THE FIRST ONE!!! ALL of them look kinda spelt rong so i dont kno wat to do!! spelling is one of my WORSTEST SUBJECTS EVER!!!!!!!1
When you think of a knight, do you think of him facing an opponent in a death-defying joust! What is the correct way to write the underlined words? A in a death defying joust. B in a death defying joust? C in a death-defying joust. D Leave as is. OMGZ HOW THE HECKZ DO YOU DO THIS!!!1 i lookered up the answer for this one butz my answer was not right!! i put leave as is!!1 butz apparintly it is B!! butz why do u have to use question mark!! i hate those thingz so i nevar use them!!
OKAYZ enouf of english becuz it is sososo hard i want to cry
Which of these organisms would most likely be found at the top of an energy pyramid? A clams B sardines C sharks D kelp OMGZ!! so i putz kelp becuz it is suposed to be real healthy and good for u so it has allot of energy!!1 BUTZ THE ANSWER IS SHARKS!!!!!1 what the heckz!! u arent evin suposed to eat sharks becuz jappan killz them all the time or somthing!! maybe itz C becuz sharkz splash arond allot wile they try to kill peopel?? butz sardinez are fish i think and those thingyz move allot to!! it woud be easier if they sed what kind of energy they evin wantid!! becuz i herd once that they used to get electracsity from whales or somthing and i think sharks are a type of angry whale but i cant remembir
A galaxy is best described as a cluster of A hundreds of stars. B thousands of stars. C millions of stars. D billions of stars. WELL GRATEZ!! i kno that galaxys have LOTZ of starz butz i cant use elimanating becuz ALL these numbirs are big!! i think thatz a milion is a little smaller than a thousand becuz million sonds smallir than mille wich is a thousand in french BUTZ past that i do not kno becuz bilion sounds kinda big but it starts with a b wich comes before t for thousand
SO YEAH i kno i am not so smart butz this is still the hardest test in the WORLD!!1 =((((
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Post by Boxface on Feb 5, 2010 23:09:21 GMT -5
OH YEAH ANDZ ON TOP OF ALL THAT CRASY STUFF
i have a huge gient histery essay to write and i dont kno wat the HECKZ i am doing!!!!!!!!!!!!1
becuz i am in the easy class we olny have to write four essays a year!! well wrote one a wile ago wich i woud have failled accept gregory helpered me sosososooo much becuz it was abot the boer wars wich killed some of his relativez a real long time ago!!1 so he explannered stuff and i acitally payed attention becuz it is somthing to do with gregory !!
BUTZ i am pannicking ABOT THIS ESSAY BECUZ it is ABOT THE TOPIC OF FRENCH REVELUTION AND GESSER WHO DOES NOT EVEN KNO WAT THE HECKZ THAT IS!!!! i thot france did not have wars becuz it is very safe!!! accept for hilter and world warz and all that crasy stuff from last year that i kinda forgotz!!! =DD SO IF ANYONE KNOS ANYTHING ABOT THE FRENCH REVELUTION AND CAN EXPLANNER IT IN WORDZ I UNDIRSTAND THAT WOUD BE GRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 in othir words do not say things like STRATERGY AND EXERSISE TAX!!! =DDddd i think we tookered some notes abot the french revelution butz i dont remembir wat there talkering abot anymore and they dont make sense!! i woud scan them to helpz you guyz out butz UNFORTINITLY I TOOKERED ALL THE NOTEZ IN CHINNESE =((
SO YEAH AT THIS POINT ALL I KNO IS THAT NEOPOLITAN GOT ANGRY AND CRASY AT SOME ISLANDS AND POSSEBLY ONE WAS IRELIND BUT MAYBE UK I JUST DONT REMEMBIR =(((((
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Post by Sigvard_the_Swede on Feb 6, 2010 0:16:46 GMT -5
er yeah, man, i am sorry to you but i am not knowing so much aboute these subjects. i am meaning, i can try to help you but it might be complete wrong infermatien. i have not been in schoole for a while now, did not pay much attentien while i was there.
i cannot to help with the english of course, or the science, i can to try with histery i guess.
right, so, french revelution. er. okay, so i am knowing that it was happen around time of napolion i think. i cannot remembre which country it was rebel against though, maybe it was south amerecan country? or spain i am suppose. all i am remembre is some thing aboute mexico and spanish being spoke there. something aboute panama to, i am guess, becuase of things with, how do you say in english, the rivre men make for boates.
also i am think napolion was buy part of amereca for france, the part with the city with french name with the good mardy gra partys. then maybe he was invade canada becuase of that. that part is belong to united states now though, i am not know histery of that really, maybe it was part of amerecan revelution.
who was king of spaine then, maybe the ferdanand person. he is only one i am remembre. so i am guess that napolion is fight with him for freedom of france, with mexico, panama attack france. some thing aboute canada to, i am think, some thing like canada fight france with rest of north, south amereca. yeah, that is make sense, there was battling at spaine with france against canada, battling of traff*gar, and france is win.
someone was then get killed at mexico, possible napolion, aftre he was arrest, run away from russia. he was kill with ice pick. wait, why was he in russia? i am not remembre, i might be confuse with stalin, lenin, that stuff. but i am pretty sure, napolion was dye in mexico, he was empreror, empreror was dye in mexico.
yeah, that is best try of mine, i am only good at swedish histery, the rest i am not really knowing.
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Post by Boxface on Feb 7, 2010 2:12:34 GMT -5
OKAYZ!!! SO GESSER WHO JUST FINISHD MY ESSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!111 YAYZ!!!!!!!!1 OMGZ U GUYZ I ACTIALLY THINK IT TURND OUT REAL GOODZ!!!!!!!!!! wich is kinda amasering becuz i am sososoooooooooooooo badz at this kinda stuffz!!1 i usered ur info sigvard plus the stuffz from my notez (((((((wich made SOOOO much more sense aftir u explannered it sigvard!!!!!!!!!!)))))))))) and it was pritty goodz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 so if u guyz are intrestid here is the essay!!!!!!!!!!!!1 oh yeah and by the wayz there are probibly issuez with caps and speling and grammer!! i can nevir remembir wich words get capatalised in english and i cant spell to good obviusly and i cant do grammer!!! the olny rule i remembir is u CANT put a milion exclimation points in former writing!!!!!!!111 SO YEAH I DELETID ALL THOSE THINGYS becuz my teacher sed NO MORE OF THEM!!!!! lol oh yeah and dont worry greogry and kelly and possibly mum are going to fix the grammer/speling/stuffz becuz othirwise i woud do so bad in that class!! i mean evin worse then i allready am wich is pritty bad!! this is actially the first essay i wrotered without them helpering me with info and stuff and basecally writing a hole lot of it becuz i wantid to do it myself so i havent told them i have an essay yet!! and its like six o clock now!! and its due tomorow!! BUTZ it is so good i dont think i have to worry!! the problim france had was real bigz! it hapened wen napolion came to france and decided there hadz to be a revelution of the procteriniat becuz the machinez were not workering to goodz and they needed to make capatilism do it for them becuz it was bad! accept for spane was NOTZ to happy abot this lol. this is becuz spane got takered ovir by hilter and did not like lennon and stalling! so according to spane napolion was DEFINETLY NOTZ aloud to do that kind of crasy stuffz. (((((((((btw spane was in charge of france!)))))))))) BUTZ napolion decidered to rebell against mexico wich was in charge of france and then panama wich was in charge of mexico and then spane ((((((WICH WAS IN CHARGE OF PANAMA!)))))) so first napolion had a tennis game with ferdinand BUTZZ he losered and ferdinand made him sign a thingamajig saying he woudnt do crasy revelution stuffz. ALLSO i gess there was a second king of spain calld luis xv! and napolion chasered him away YAYZ! BUTZ there was the issue of panama wich trickered france into going there and catching randim diseases becuz they were trying to exploder a huge road type thingy in the middel of panama! so as revinge napolion tookered ovir a ginormous part of US becuz basecally everyone in north////south america hatedz france AND it worked becuz mexico and canada gotz real real madz and had a huge battel with france BUTZ at the last secind napolion showed upz! on a wite horse with a big staff that GLOWD and he chargered down a hill and killed evryone bad! (((((((OKAYZ guyz i am PRITTY sure that this was from a movie abot the french revelution!!!!!!!!! BUTZ I WAS kinda falling asleep and it might have been a harry pottir movie i just dont kno!11111))))))) BUTZ even tho the revelution was going GRATEZ stalling and lennon decidered napolion was doing a badz job becuz he coud not manaje to takez ovir irelind/maybe it was icelind? and that was badz becuz capatalism was rampaging ovir there and all the machines were brokened and they had to stopz that badness! SO they told napolion to go ovir to mexico and take it ovir buitz mexico was to powirfull and they killd him. BUTZ good for france becuz russia savered the day and kickered the germans out who were randimly there and WWII endered to! ALLSO:::bonus abot napolions life! he growed up on a farm in UMZ i think ITTALY BUTZ he had a brothir namered snoball (lol like a snocone i lovez those thingys) who kickered him off it and he ran awayz! then he beatz up peopel in ittaly real bad wich is why they bilt the eiffell tower to honir him! OMGZ U GUYZ I JUST ROTE AN ESSAY ALL BY MYSELFZ!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Boxface on Feb 25, 2010 20:59:21 GMT -5
LOL I WAS HAVING HW ISSUEZ AND THEN I REMBIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THAT THERE IS A HUGE GIENT HW HElP THRED ON MAGICLANS!!!!!!!!!!!!! yayz!!!!!!
okayz so i kinda have some bad newz abot my essay that i thot was real good!!! the bad newz is i showedz it to gregory right before i was going to go to bedz!! and umz gregory read it and lookered REAL worryed and showed it to mum and then they told me to go to bedz and they were going to fix it for me!!!!!! so aparently they stayed up REAL LATE riting basecally the hole thing!!! BTW THANKZ SOSOSOOO MUCH AGEN YOU GUYZ!!!! THIS IS WHY I LOVER U GREGORY!!!! =DDDDDD butz yeah so i am not aloud to try to rite my own essayz anymore!!! becuz i really cant fale this class!!!!!!!
ANYWAYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
for english we are in this crasy class called world litterature!!1 that meanz u read stuff from arond the world or some thing!! i am in the easy class obviosly!!! butz we still have to read crasy///hard stuff wich is NOT so GRATE!!! =DDD the olny good thing abot the class is that allot of the stuff was writered in french///germin///chinnese///that stuff!!! wich meanz i can buy a copy of it in the real languige!! wich meanz i can atleast read it without having to stopper and think wat the sentance is evin doing!! i mean i still dont get it but itz easier!!
butz anywayz the problim is that we have to rite a book report now!!! and it has to be on a book that we pickz that is from rusia!!! AND I HAVE NO IDEA WAT TO PICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 JUST LOOK AT THIS CRASY LIST AND WAT I ROTERED ON IT!!!! ALLSO dont be freakered out by the stuff i put next to it in the wierd lettirs!!! that is cyrilics!! i just typered them in onto the list becuz it lookz so much beter that way and i lover rusian lol!!
Eugene Onegin Евге́ний Оне́гин (Pushkin Пу́шкин)---OMGZ SO I ACTIALLY KNO WAT THIS IS KINDA!!! wat i kno is that one day i was randimnly watchering tv and a movie came on that was called this!!!!!!!!!!! AND SOMEONE GOT SHOTTED SO BAD IN THAT MOVIE@!! AND I WAS SO SCARRED!!! SO NO WAY AM I DOING THIS BOOK!!
Anna Karenina Анна Каренина (Tolstoy Толсто́й)---OKAYZ SO the thing with this book is that henri red it and he likez it allot!! wich makez me kinda worryed becuz he likez things that scare me and allso thingz that are so hard i coud nevar evar read it!!!
War and Peace Война и мир (Tolstoy Толсто́й)---ALL i kno abot this book is it IS TWO BILION PAGES LONG AND NO WAY CANZ I READ THAT!!!!1 allso the word war is in the title and WAR IS SCAREY AND BAD AND MAKEZ KAI AND OTHIR RANDIM PEOPEL YELL AT THE TV
A Slap in the Face of Public Taste Пощёчина общественному вкусу (Mayakovsky Маяко́вский)---SO THIS IS POETRY APARENTLY!!! HENRI LOVERS THIS GUY!!! WICH IS KINDA A BAD SIGN FOR ME!!! aparently he rites abot love that is sad and then he shottered himself in the head!!! I AM SCARRED JUST TYPERING ABOT THE SHOOTERING SO I REALLY DONT THINK I SHOUD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 ALLSO pomes abot bad love sound real depressering!!
Crime and Punishment Преступление и наказание (Dostoyevsky Достое́вский) I CANT READ THIS OKAYZ!@!!! i kno for a fact that a bad man killz someone!!! SO I CANT READ THIS!!!1
Lolita Лолита (Nabokov Набоков) I DONT KNO ANYTHING ABOT THIS ONE!!! it sounds like it coud be good tho becuz it looks like it is abot a girl!! like i am !!! the olny problim is that aparently it was wrotered in english so it woud be harder to read!!
ADVICE ME IF YOU CANZ!!!!!1
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Henry Rimbaud.
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Post by Henry Rimbaud. on Feb 27, 2010 0:17:11 GMT -5
Well, it seems you seek advice on a topic I happen to immerse myself in day after day, night after night, seeking a scrap of common emotion and artistic inspiration but often emerging exhausted and filled with hate for my own pitiful scribblings.
But I digress.
O literature born of our eastern cousin, o misery divine and painted in cyrillics, how my heart is stirred at the breathy harshness of your authors and their literary offspring. Of course you, the flash of meaningless and quickly vanished sunlight intruding so horridly upon my weary eyes, would not possibly be able to digest the bitter solitude and profoundly meaningful heaviness that is most of Russian literature.
Which is why I advise that you attempt to read Lolita, which I am sure you will find to be a swift and pleasant series of humorous vignettes about a girl indeed very much like you. It is best described as a heartwarming children's tale with absolutely no shadow of death, misery, sexual distastefulness, nor lawbreaking. I loathe it with all my being so I am confident you will lap up its bland triteness like a puppy.
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Post by Boxface on Feb 27, 2010 0:33:51 GMT -5
OMGZ!!1 THAT BOOK SONDS GRATE!!! LOLLITA IT IS THEN!!! I HOPE LOLLITA HAS A BOYFREND SO THAT SHE IS LIKE ME!!! AND I HOPE HE IS ALMOST AS NICE AS GREGORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Post by Boxface on May 18, 2010 19:14:30 GMT -5
OKAYZ
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I AM TYPERING IN THIS THRED BECUZ I HAVE A BIG GIENT COMPLANTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111
AND THE COMPLANTE IS THAT HENRI TELLERED ME THE BOOK LOLITA WAS A NICE BOOK AND I WOUD LIKE IT!@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL GESSER WAT IT TURNZ OUT THAT IS NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
so yeah itz kinda ALL HENRIS FAULT THAT i had nightmarez abot it for a milion yearz and am STILL FREAKERED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 oviously i told on him to gregory!!1 accept gregory belivered henri wen he sed he was just being sarcasteric and that he was real sorry that i actially belivered him and red the book!!1 and if gregory sayz i have to stopper being mad at henri then i kinda have to!!11 ACCEPT olny to his face!!!1 here i am STILL MAD ATZ HIM!!!!!!11
SO YEAH HENRI!!!1 I AM MADZ AT U ABOT LOLITA EVIN THO GREGORY ISNT!!!!1 (((((BTW WEN I SAY madz i dont mean MAD madz!!!11 I MEAN MADZ FOR ME!!! WICH IS STILL REALLY WIERD TO HAVE HAPPEN!!! BUTZ this is henri we are talkering abot!!1 and he is pritty good at getting me madz!!! )))))))
just so evrybody knos!!1 so that they dont makez the same mistake!!!!!!!!111 LOLITA IS SCAREY AND TERRABLE AND SOSOSOSOOOOOOOOOO HARD ON TOPZ OF ALL THAT!!!!!!!!1 it is abot A CRASY MAN WHO IS IN LOVER WITH SOMEONE WHO IS 12 or somthing!!!!!! WICH SCARRED ME SOSOSOSOSOOOO BADZ BECUZ THAT IS ALEGAL AND NOTZ OKAYZ !!!!!1 ADULTZ ARE NOT SUPOSED TO BE IN LOVE WITH KIDZ////TEENAGERZ!!!!!!!111 AND THEY ARE ESPECIELLY NOTZ SUPOSED TO BE CREEPY TO THEM!!!! AND ESPECIELLY NOTZ ACTIALLY MAKER OUT WITH THEM AND STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 SO YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Boxface on May 18, 2010 19:18:29 GMT -5
oh yeah ANDZ I EVIN FORGOT!!!!!!!!!1 LOLITA IS EVIN WORSE THEN I SED BECUZ I FORGOT THIS PART!!!!!!1 SOMEBODY GETZ MURDIRED!!!!!!!!!! AS IN SHOTTERED UNTIL HE DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
i NEVAR read bookz where peopel dye and especielly not bookz where peopel get murderird becuz it FREAKERZ ME OUT AND IT IS BAD!!!!!!!!!11111111111 SO OVIOUSLY this was NOT a book i shoud have red!!!!!!! BUT WHOS FAULT is it that i did!!!!!!!!!
(((((((((((((((((I WAS SECRITLY TALKERING ABOT SOMEONE WHOSE FAULT IT IS BTW!!!!!!!11))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((THE SECRIT PERSIN IS HENRI if u are likez me and dont like secrits and wantid to kno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111)))))))))))))))))))))))
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Post by Jakob on May 28, 2010 20:23:17 GMT -5
Henry, you are such a douche. Seriously man. What the hell.
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