Post by Jakob on Jan 1, 2010 22:20:02 GMT -5
Okay, so I am just like, so freaking annoyed.
So my mom is all like, "Jakob we're going up to the mountains for new year, it'll be good for you." And I'm all like, "HELL YEAH!" because I'm a totally kickass snowboarder, and I heard they've got this awesome pipe open for the Winter Olympics, or something like that, so I was pretty stoked about it and everything.
And then I get up here, and mom's like, "You're not going snowboarding Jakob, we can't afford, it, stupid boy. You're going to finish all your college applications" and I'm like, "Screw college applications, I could do that at home! I'm going boarding!" But I don't have any money for that either, so I couldn't, and mom wouldn't give me any money, and I couldn't ask Sasha for money or anything like that because he's back home and he probably wouldn't give me any money anyway.
And so I'm freaking stuck up here in the mountains, and I'm barely allowed to go outside, and freaking mom won't let me go boarding even though she knew I wanted to, and I had to leave poor Winnie at home and I made Eggy go and give her food so she doesn't starve to death or anything like that. I had to give Sasha some bullshit excuse, like Eggy needs to use a computer program on my desktop and so he has to come over every day while I'm gone, and he bought it, so at least that's okay.
At least I'm away from freaking Katey. She's pissing me the hell off. I don't even know why the hell I'm with that stupid whore. She's so annoying I want to shoot her stupid face whenever she talks.
And the worst of it is stupid mom still won't let me apply to Czech Tech because it's "too expensive Jakob!" and I'm like, "Dude, you're making me apply to freaking USC!!! How the hell is that not too expensive?" But apparently she thinks USC is going to give me a full ride or something like that. We need to get some kind of financial aid because stupid Sasha lost his job and mom can't afford college for me because she just works as a translator at a hospital, and dad isn't going to give me any money because he's trying to spend his money on buying a new girlfriend and a new family or something.
So yeah. What the freak.
So my mom is all like, "Jakob we're going up to the mountains for new year, it'll be good for you." And I'm all like, "HELL YEAH!" because I'm a totally kickass snowboarder, and I heard they've got this awesome pipe open for the Winter Olympics, or something like that, so I was pretty stoked about it and everything.
And then I get up here, and mom's like, "You're not going snowboarding Jakob, we can't afford, it, stupid boy. You're going to finish all your college applications" and I'm like, "Screw college applications, I could do that at home! I'm going boarding!" But I don't have any money for that either, so I couldn't, and mom wouldn't give me any money, and I couldn't ask Sasha for money or anything like that because he's back home and he probably wouldn't give me any money anyway.
And so I'm freaking stuck up here in the mountains, and I'm barely allowed to go outside, and freaking mom won't let me go boarding even though she knew I wanted to, and I had to leave poor Winnie at home and I made Eggy go and give her food so she doesn't starve to death or anything like that. I had to give Sasha some bullshit excuse, like Eggy needs to use a computer program on my desktop and so he has to come over every day while I'm gone, and he bought it, so at least that's okay.
At least I'm away from freaking Katey. She's pissing me the hell off. I don't even know why the hell I'm with that stupid whore. She's so annoying I want to shoot her stupid face whenever she talks.
And the worst of it is stupid mom still won't let me apply to Czech Tech because it's "too expensive Jakob!" and I'm like, "Dude, you're making me apply to freaking USC!!! How the hell is that not too expensive?" But apparently she thinks USC is going to give me a full ride or something like that. We need to get some kind of financial aid because stupid Sasha lost his job and mom can't afford college for me because she just works as a translator at a hospital, and dad isn't going to give me any money because he's trying to spend his money on buying a new girlfriend and a new family or something.
So yeah. What the freak.